Did you know that 2011 was the ninth-warmest year on record?

According to NASA (or "Nassholes", as George Carlin likes to call them), last year was the ninth-warmest since 1880, and nine of the ten warmest years on record have occured since 2000 (1998 being the tenth). Nassholes, indeed. Cool video clip, though.

It's only going to get warmer, people. Let's ditch our parkas, unpack our Bermuda shorts and suntan lotion, and get out there and enjoy the slow-cooked demise of the human race!