Lisbeth Salander vs. Yo-Landi Visser - Who Ya Got?

Within the past couple weeks we have seen David Fincher's take on The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and have read the news that South African's favorite Afrikaner hip-hop performance artists (satirists?) crew Die Antwoord will soon be dropping their second full-length, Tension.

What struck us upon seeing Antwoord's Yo-Landi Vi$$er is her aesthetical similarity to dragon tattooed Lisbeth Salander. Same monkish bangs, same bleached eyebrows, same pixie-like features.

Being the shallow, sexist, hetero males we are (yes, Raj too), we immediately wondered, who would win in a fight? (OK, given Salander's confirmed bi-sexuality, that's not the only thing that came to mind.)

Considering Salander's proven ability and willingness to wield tasers and golf clubs, it would appear that she would have the distinct edge in such a contest. But then again, Yo-Landi is batsh*t insane enough to burn down her family's house, so this may be a closer match than one would think.

So then, who ya got?