Not-So-Sweet Caroline - The Karaoke Klepto

Major drama recently at Lincoln Karaoke, which I hear is the place to go when you and your drunken friends feel compelled to drain sake bombs and butcher cheesy '80's songs.  Fortunately, it appears the owner was not seriously hurt.

I am curious to know three additional details about the accused perpetrator: how to properly pronounce his name, which song(s) he performed with the allegedly stolen microphone, and exactly how (or where on his person) the mic was smuggled out of this fine establishment.  Judging from Mr. Bumordj's mug shot, I'd say the police had yet to conduct a full body cavity search.  Moooooooon Riverrrrrrr!

I like to think that Mr. Bumdorj's performance went...a little something...like this.