You mean I don't even have to use the drive-thru?

According to the latest figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the number of Americans considered obese has not increased in the past two years.  Whoo-hoo! USA! USA! USA!
However, the number of "husky" individuals in this country has not decreased, either.  D'oh!

The CDC released the results of their two-part study Tuesday in the online edition of the Journal of the American Medical Association.  Separate studies were conducted on adults and children.

In related news, Burger King has swiftly initiated counteractive measures to ensure that we embrace our fate of juicy, flame-broiled mass obesity.