More Hoops Fan-Related Antics, with Mega Creep Factor!

This photogenic young lad is Sherwin Shayegan, who is better known to those involved in high school athletics in the Great White North as "The Piggyback Bandit".

Mr. Shayegan has a very peculiar habit of showing up at high school sporting events, occasionally dressed in uniform, and asking players for piggyback rides, among other things. His dogged persistance and dedication to his strange passion has earned him the honor of being banned from all high school sporting events in no less than five states, including Washington, Oregon, Montana, North Dakota, and Minnesota.

So far, Mr. Shayegan's antics have not caused any physical harm to anyone, despite the fact that he's only 5'8" but weighs 240 pounds.

Oh, how we desperately want this guy to be some sort of brilliant, imaginative, and utterly committed performance artist. If it turns out "The Sherwinator" is in fact a batsh*t nutter, who cares? We say carry on you tubby, nutty man-child!