Giddings & Seeley - Lincoln Square - 2:16 pm
Is that mauve? Regardless, a classic three-color scheme on this baby. A couple of other characteristics to note:
-Look at the size of that rear side window. Perfect for the shameless exhibitionist, no? You know there's got to be a queen sized mattress and a couple of heavily-stained sleeping bags on the other side of that window.
-Look at the tiny window to the right of it. Can't you just see some poor child's terrified face peering out, perfectly framed by the window's small dimensions?
-How about that regulation-size four-step ladder on the back? Can't you just picture the fat, slovenly middle-aged perv owner perched on the third step, examining the large, tear drop shaped sky light on the roof? Because you know this baby has a tear drip sky light on the roof.
-Also notice the wheel-to-wheel running board, and the debris that has collected on it just below the rear side door. This guy is clearly a back door man.
Kids, if you see this mobile torture chamber creeping up your street, RUN RUN RUN! And remember...
Be vigilant, children of Chicago!
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