That last post got us all revved up in our devotion to J Mascis, so you may see a theme in the next few posts.
Time for our next installment of Who Ya Got?, where we present two people who look alike and then compare their relative merits in the realm of hand-to-hand combat. This edition of WYG? pits Dinosaur Jr. guitarist and indie rock slacker god J Mascis and stand-up comedian and 30 Rock regular Judah Friedlander.
Friedlander's new book is entitled How To Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion. That would seem to be definitive and indisputable proof that Friedlander could easily whip Mascis's ass.
However, while Mascis has never written a book about beating up people (or a song, as far as we know), he certainly knows his way around an axe, which he has wielded countless times to repeatedly melt the faces off of his devoted fans.
Tell us Judah, how does one beat up anybody if one does not possess a face?
Winner:
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